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allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

(via sins)

white-tears-for-years:

jiahpleasechill:

pussy-and-pizzza-x:

victoria-wayne:

p0kemina:

theequeenpin:

nefepants:

macsceneshawe:

1stfrom92:

When your lady on her period.

this got  funnier as it went

“Don’t call her a bitch but

GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”

Facts 😂

There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony

This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing

I love this

every man on the planet needs to watch this

Biblical plague 😂

(via fuglymermaid)

ruzansan:

mauving:

“And if the racist white person, I don’t mean the person who is examining his consciousness and so on, doesn’t understand, that he or she is also a race that’s also constructed, its also made and also has some kind of serviceability. But when you take it away, if I take your race away and there you are all strung out and all you’ve got is your little self. And what is that? What are you without racism? Are you any good? Are you still strong? Are you still smart? Do you still like yourself?”

‘If you can only be tall because somebody is on their knees, then you have a serious problem, and my feeling is white people have a very serious problem and they should start thinking about what they can do about it.

Take that to the fucking bank!!!!

(via fuglymermaid)